February 2011
59 posts
biancanorbart:
You know the words. Try not to...
January 2011
72 posts
THINK LIKE A NIGGA OR GET PLAYED LIKE A BITCH.
Events at a party
bastantebella:
protejai:
When I’m dancing like
and some creep comes up behind me and dances like
And I turn around like
And he’s like
And I’m like
And I walk away like
And he play’s it off like
and then I see a fine shawdy dancing like
And I’m like
and I go over to him and we start dancing like
and then a bad ass song comes on, and we’re like
And the rejected...
The 9 Ways Guys Pee
laughinacorner:
bradley23:
#7. All day, everyday.
Costume! Party! Politics!: A Clitoris is actually... →
costumepartypolitics:
myb2st:
bekkijaneclark:
LMAO.
No. No because I don’t think “suck my dick” is ever actually politically correct. I don’t really give a fuck about that part, anyway. More importantly, no because this just illustrates misogynist rhetoric of science and medicine that conflates…
When you have that one friend that you just hate,...
herestoluck-:
I’ve always been the type to not give a fuck for feelings,and always keep shit bottled up..but now (once again) I’ve been hurt..now it’s back to the old ways..I’m hurt and theres nothing I can do about it ” trial and error “
i just wanna cry
but these bitxhes don’t wanna come out
When you see your crush...
b0omer:
1st you’re like
Then they do something cute and you’re
Then some one starts flirting with them and your like
Then they start flirting back and you’re like
Then two weeks later they’re a couple and you’re like
And now you feel like
When I realize that I don't mean as much to...
I have so much shit to say to you!,but where to...
Don't sugar coat shit with me,let me know what's...
Jase Dahilwidit: When it comes to relationships,... →
dopetasticson:
I know we all have our opinions and thoughts on to what ’ cheating ’ really is, but this is my perspective on it. I’m sick and tired of people thinking js cos they not ’ sleeping ’ with the other person, it means they ain’t cheating. Bullshit. Cheating can be as simple as a simple text, call,…
I hate when i get that one text where i'm just...
Reasons why I don't hit you up first:
teemoore:
tyannabaybee:
You might not respond, making me… look like a fool.
You might see it, and play hard to get, I don’t like being played.
You might get used to me hitting you up first, so you expect me to do all the work. Not going to work that way.
A slight chance you won’t receive it, resulting in no response, making me look like a fool, once again.
I might think you didn’t receive...
okehaulanikouinoa:
jaaaywoow:
jus10:
I HEARD...
When someone takes your phone..
At first you’re like..
then they start going through your pictures and texts & you’re like…
costumepartypolitics:
“Daydreamer” by Adele.
...
WatchBad Ass Kids Of The Week: Lil Girls Cursin Some People Out Talkin About Whoopin Ass,Getting Louis V! “We Rock Real Gucci and Louis V”… With Baby Phat Shirts On!
all i can do is shake my head
You know those cages our parents used to use to...
itsdannycala:
zeogold:
shortyduwop:
thenakedhustle:
letsjustdisappear:
Walk away like a BOSS
It’s a real life Tommy Pickles.
lmao^^
I would be so proud of my kid.
Oh my… HAHA. like a BOSS.
Teacher: "I'm calling your parents"
jadorejoanne:
nataleefaye:
coolkidcherry:
imaginarylover:
Elementary school: “NOOO, i’ll be good”
Middle school: “Pssh, whatever”
High school: “haha tell my mom I said Hi”
ahahahah so trueee
LOL
"Clean your room, family are coming over."
lordvoldie:
Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom.
I hate when people say " tell me about yourself"
mindopenlegsclosed:
I am a complicated ass individual , you’re gonna have to be a bit more specific.
Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a...